Skydive kitty

Just wanted to put up a quick post. My uncle who died around seven years ago was one sick bastard. He would sell anything or do anything to get money for drugs. He would sleep with a 90 year old women. It didn't matter to him.

My uncle was bored one day and decided to take a walk up to the roof. Now before he went upstairs he grabs some fishing line, parachute from a large GIJOE figure, and a cat. Yes I said a cat. He had no intention of hurting the animal but needed its help for some light afternoon entertainment. He attaches the parachute to the cat. Oh by the way don't try this at home. He walks towards the edge of the building and tosses the cat in the air. The cat starts its slow decent down from five floors. Ahh..... I know what your thinking "Jesus thank god the cats alright and can get away". You have forgotten about the fishing line. Back up the cat came and off he went again. Well by the end of the day the cat had more diving experience then most professional divers. Oh and if you were wondering, the cat was fine and my uncle let that brave soldier go LOL.