Captain Bingo

Ahhh there once was a nutty old fool called Johnny Mann. This was the kind of guy who could make it to Alaska and back to NYC with 100 bucks in his pocket. We preferred to him as that dirty, filthy, lying winno lol. Not a bad guy pretty funny actually. Was also known as Captain Bingo since he always claimed to travel by boat.

A distant cousin of mine use to torture this poor bastard. Play tricks on him and such. Now Captain Bingo use to stay with this cousin of mine. My cousin is the kind of guy that would electrocute you with wires running out of a wall socket. Anyway that's a story for later. One night Captain Bingo was sleeping in the second bedroom. My crazy cousin grabbed a empty two liter bottle of soda. Took a small piece of dry ice and added a small amount of water to the bottle. Then closing the bottle tightly put it under the Captains bed. LOL now this is pretty dangerous and I wouldn't recommend doing this to a friend. Well after a couple of minutes the gases from the dry ice filled the bottle and put tons of pressure on it. Sure enough the bottle explodes causing a sound that would wake up the next door neighbors. This in turn blew him right out of the bed. LOL luck it didn't kill him.