New Medication

Taking the plunge

So this half a boob we call Flaherty decides he wants to take a swin in the Hudson River. This kid is half off his rocker and isn't takin serious by anyone. One day while working at a trade show on pier 94 a few of the guys start talking about how some people in the neighborhood have swam from pier to pier. Now this water is filthy mind you. Flaherty starts to stick his chest out and tell people how he can do it with no problem. The other workers are breaking his balls telling him that he's full of shit. Rob tells them that he will do it for $100.00 bucks. News of this spreads all over the piers and about 30 guys come over to throw money in to see this. Flaherty then tells the guys that he will swim from one pier to the other with nothing but his underwear on for $300.00. Again everyone throws more money in to see this. Flaherty takes his clothes off and dives into the filthy Hudson River water. LOL what this moron didn't realize is that the tide is low. As Flaherty dives in half his body literally goes into the mud of the Hudson. All you can see is his feet sticking out of the water. He manages to break free from the mud and starts to swim/walk to the other pier. Flaherty is so tired by the time he gets to the other side that he can't pull himself out of the water. That's not a problem because by the time he got to the other side the NYPD and FBI are waiting for him. They take him downtown and question him to make sure he wasn't trying to plant a bomb. After some take with the other guys on the pier they release him. Funiest part of the whole story is that the guys took all of the bet money and he didn't get a cent. Im telling you that you can't make this stuff up. LOL only on the westside.

Love Muscle Clothing

This is a company started up by my woman and I. The shirts are super soft and made very well. I don't like selling shit....so I picked quality clothing that would last. Come and take a look at our site by clicking the shirt above or any of the banners. It has been slow going but we are doing our best to get some new designs and more items. If you are interested in picking one up in the area of Hell's Kitchen, we can do that. Contact me for any questions. All shirts are $15.

Lime Jungle

I just wanted to let everyone know that Lime Jungle has some great Mexican food. Believe me know the difference. If you think Ariba Ariba is good then you don't have a clue about Lime Jungle. This is a very small place and feels more like a fast food restaurant but everything is fresh and the pricessss are cheapppppp. Check it out. Click the pic below to see their site and the menu.

Another friend passes

Eddie Griff died about a week ago. He was good friends with my uncles. Eddie had two girls and a wife. From what I heard he died of a heart attack. See you around Ed :(

Eddie use to drive a tow truck many years ago. One time while he was driving down the street he went to shift the truck into second gear. As he reached down and pulled on the stick it came completely out of the floor. Luckily he rolled to a stop at a light. When the cops showed up they where yelling at Ed to get the tow truck out of the way. Eddie tried to explain the problem to the police man. The cop said "Just put the truck into gear and move it" with a attitude. Eddie replied "Here you move it" and handed the whole stick shift to the cop. LOL

My first official client

Had my first client just yesterday. She is a friend of mine and I kicked her ass :). She called me today and said she was hurting from head to toe. I have an interview with Crunch on Thursday. Wish me luck folks. I will have a few more stories up in a couple days. OHHHH almost forgot, those guys who got arrested the other day for taking their dead friend to the cash checking were friends of my father. He wasn't surprised one bit.

Internet Problems

Hi all, I am having a few internet problems that are keeping me from posting. This site isn't loading all the time. Time Warner Cable is a disgrace. Ill try and put something up later.

Personal Training

Finally going to Red Cross to get my CPR/AED certification. Pretty happy about it. I think this is the kind of job I can see myself doing for the rest of my life. If anyone is interested in getting a session with me just leave a note in the shout box or email me at georgebush97@hotmail.com. If you want to get in shape then I can get you there. Oh and we will have lots of laughs along the way LOL.

Cold as a witches titty

Today it is fricken freezing in Hell's Kitchen. Reminds me of a story at Thruway Gas Station.

My father was out pumping gas in the middle of January. The temperature has got to be like 25 degrees out. My father hears something in the distance. My father looks around, starts to hear it a little clearer. Kind of sounded like "youuuuuu whoooooo". My father looked up and found a woman balls naked on top of a van that was parked outside the gas station. Seeing this in Hell's Kitchen doesn't exactly shock anyone but it does remind you of how many nut chops come to this neighborhood. All of the guys come out to see this. The woman stands up and starts dancing. Usually the boys would have no problem entertaining this woman but its 25 degrees out and she is clearly off her rocker. Eventually the cops came, pulled the streaker off and brought her back to the nudist colony for the mentally insane.