Camping Trip

Ive seen it all and I have heard it all living around here. Almost every generation born in Hell's Kitchen has been a mess. Drug dealers,users,thieves,junkies,drunks,hookers,and killers. Now when you get a handful of them and they decide to take a camping trip you know this is going to be interesting.

Around ten guys decide to go hunting/camping. Not one of them knows how to hunt or even set up a tent. They bring with them eight cases of beer,knives,handguns,one tent,and a couple of eight balls. Now most of these guys have either been in jail or soon to be on there way. They finally get to there spot and start partying.Some how
they figure out how to put up there tent. They decide to take a walk though the woods when all of a sudden one of them yells out "tonight you die yanky dog" and starts shooting into the woods. At this point they are all spread out and its almost pitch black. Everyone pulls out their handguns and starts firing towards one another. LOL lucky bastards, not one of them was hit. After the walk everyone decides to go lay down. My uncle needs to take a piss and his friends are holding him down telling him that they're not letting him up. My uncle pulls his johnson out and starts pissing in the air. Guys are screaming and running for there lives. In the morning one guy is missing so they try and look for him. He shows up about an hour later covered in mud from head to toe. They ask him what happened and he tells them that he was hunting and had to crawl on his belly to stay low. Everyone is impressed that he actually found something and came so close to killing it. Now what you don't know is that this guy is an ex Vietnam veteran and is slightly out of his noodle. They ask him what he was hunting. He tells them "I was hunting a chipmunk with a 8" bowie knife". Enough said.