Monday, December 10, 2007

Wrong neighborhood

A woman walks into Peelies bar with a Great Dane. Ive mentioned in the past that Peelies had nothing but the worst sort of people and they all had guns. This woman obviously wasn't from this part of town. She walks in with this monster looking to use the pay phone. It's obvious from the size of this beast that she had no control over him. She finds the pay phone at the end of the bar. The Great Dane is barking so loud it sounds like a truck horn. The woman is yapping away on the phone and the dog starts barking at a guy at the end of the bar. He turns towards the women and tells her "Lady get that fucking dog away from me". She totally ignores him and keeps talking on the phone. He says "Lady im being nice, get that fucking dog out of here". Again it falls on def ears. Suddenly a 45 pistol comes out of his pocket. Shots are heard and everyone runs out of the bar. The woman comes walking out in shock with nothing but the leash. The guy that shot the dog blew its head clear off it's body. Not very funny to me since I like animals but that's what it was like in the real Hell's Kitchen.