Another day at Thruway

One day my father and a couple of the guys are looking to have some fun. It's snowing outside and its about 25 degrees but it feels like 15 degrees with the wind chill. They take a customers car from the garage and two gallons of water. They start driving around the neighborhood and spot a local drunk laying in a doorway. They get out of the car and hit this poor bastard with the water. The guy instantly freaks out from the cold water. My father and friends take off in the car laughing. No more then twenty minutes later the ice guy (I like to call him) comes stumbling into the garage half frozen to death. He literally had icicles hanging from his hair and beard. The guys at the garage feel so bad they decide to help him (LOL yeah right). They handcuff him and throw him into a parked car with the heat turned all the way up. Not to bad right? Well they come back down an hour later and see him sweating. My father says "ohhhh your hot? We can fix that". He turns on the air conditioning and leaves him in there for another hour. They did this to the guy for six hours straight. Oh happy times.